Bob God's Guide to Guerilla Warfare in Amerika
Copyright 2006 © Benjamin Robert ‘Bob God’ Taylor

amerika is badly broken!
there's one sure way to fix it:
MILLIONS of DEAD COPS!




Robin Hood was right. When so large a segment of our society has to plan their shopping around food stamp distribution while every cop on the block gets a spanking-new $1,000 taser gun, something is very badly out of whack.

There is a war being fought in the streets of America.

It isn't easy to see - and it's even harder to talk about, for most folks, anyway.

No, there aren't mobs of sand people tossing mazel-tov cocktails into throngs of orthadox girl scouts; no extremist nutcases suicide bombing the local burger joint; not even random snipers along the interstate randomly picking off drunk rednecks.

This is a REAL WAR, being waged by a real army of real men and women with real guns, real grenades, wearing real body armor and with a very real agenda of killing those of us they percieve to be their enemies as indiscriminately as any soldier in any war that has ever has been fought.

They are uniformed enemy combatants of We, the People of the United States of America; and it is THEM, not US, who have declared WAR!

"Whom are these enemies of America?" one would do well to ask.

"Why do they want to hurt US?"

Because, boys and girls, it is US or it is THEM, plain and simple.

Remember who the bad guy was in Robin Hood? He was the Sheriff!

That's right; the bad guys today are the sworn law enforcement officers of each and every county, township, city and state.

WE are the scumbags.

Ask any cop - ask the cop on the corner; ask the cop in the supermarket; ask the cop at the restaraunt; ask that cop who's kicking down your front door!

ANY cop will tell you that there are only two types of people in this world; cops - and scumbags.

IF - that's a capital eye and a capital eff - there was any actual real-life "good cops," they would be busy rounding up bad cops and arresting 'em left and right for treason all day long.

Since this obviously ain't happening, any of'em that wanna be good cops is too a-skared to do anything about their bad-cop buddies and keep their yappers shut - which makes 'em principles in any&all crimes the bad-cops has done . . . which is to say that they is bad-cops too!

Each and every cop in America today is a BAD Cop.

There are NO good Cops.

Until such time as ONE Good Cop starts standing up for We, the People, and arresting bad cops, NO cop should be shown ANY respect.

They are ALL our enemies.

They MUST change their ways, or be treated as the enemy they have declared and shown themselve to be; enemies of the People of America, enemies of the Constitution; enemies of America!

Every good, decent American should be armed against the bullies with badges and should USE the arms they have to RESIST the unconstitutional use of force the cops have gained such a widespread reputation for.

THEY are the criminals.

They are the ones breaking the law when they break down your door - do not hesitate to SHOOT them in the face!

Until there are good cops in America once again, citizens should get medals for exterminating the swine!

Yes, they are heavily armed and most have military or paramilitary training, but there are more of us and we have the Constitution on our side!

If the only way we're going to get rid of bad cops and replace them with good ones is to kill off all the bad ones, then it is high time to get busy!

Thanks to nato, the you-enn and our eurotrash allies for using economic sanctions to force the u.s. armed forces into replacing the venerable Colt 1911 in deadly .45 a.c.p. with the wimpier 9mm that the waffen s.s. found so ineffective in wwii; and to the pork departments nationwide that followed suite!

Sadly, many pork departments have realized that the nines don't quite do the job of a .45 and have switched to combat tupperware in .45 as standard issue; in about eighty years we'll all be able to compare the plastic fantastic to the workhorse that ruled the twentieth century - not to mention that the 1911 can be effectively silenced with a 2 liter pop bottle or a roll of paper towels and some duct tape! meanwhile, bullies with badges are gonna keep on playin' "good-cop : bad-cop" even though we ALL know that the only "good cop" is a stain on the pavement!

Always remember that blows against the empire should be very strictly limited to direct blows against only the empire; collateral damage to fellow citizens is very strictly taboo to true freedom fighters and should be avoided at all costs. If anyone other than pork is going to be injured, pick another plan of action!

Porcine piggy swine who think that kicking down doors or using grenades and other military hardware are appropriate means of serving search and/or arrest warrants are obviously dangerous sociopaths and their violation of Constiuttional rights they have sworn oaths to protect are treasonous acts of terrorism against the United States of America, every decent American has a DUTY to kill as many of'em as is possible at every opportunity!

How to LEGALLY make practically any semi-auto rifle fire full auto in under a minute, for less than a dollar.

There are many interesting facts to be found in perusing the United States Code, not the least of which is paragraph 808 in Section 41 of Title 18. That's only one of the places wherein the Code is in direct conflict with - and thereby in violation of - the Constitution.

Under Article Two of the Bill of Rights, Americans have the right to keep and bear arms - without limit; maybe the old white guys who wrote the Bill of Rights didn’t have anything more than a musket, a brace of pistols, a sword, dagger, a bow, some arrows and tomahawk in mind when they thought it wise to include pen Article Two of the Bill of Rights, but they never made any provision to limit the number or types of arms Americans could keep and bear.

Today, assault rifles, machine guns, grenades, bazookas, howitzers, cannon and tanks are all and alike included under the blanket of the term of “arms” that we Americans are allowed to “keep and bear.”

Propaganda to the contrary is wrong, plain and simple, and enforcement to restrictions is/are (an) act(s) of treason!

T18USC,Ch.41,§808, however, presumes to infringe upon the Constitution by prohibiting certain types of weapons to law-abiding Americans. One such weapon is the machine gun, described in the Code as “any firearm that disperse more than one bullet with a single operation of the trigger”

And that right there is how come I can’t have a Tommy Gun to shoot rats with in my own junk yard out back! Oh, I can have a semi-automatic Tommy Gun, but if I go and make it into a real honest-to-goodness sub-machine gun, I get a free apartment for life up in lovely Leavenworth, Kansas! The treasonous swine who betray their oath to uphold the Constitution by violating the individual rights it guarantees are the ones who belong behind those federal bars, and until that’s where they’re put - and until they’re replaced by a better educated, more moral type of civil servant, it’s THEM that we citizens need to be able to protect ourselves from!

What’s a fella to do?

Enter physical science: inertia is a property of matter.

Let’s say, just for the sake of argument, that little green men from Mars invade the U.S.A, but they don’t got no heat ray beams, they just got plain old machine guns. Well, a trained resistance fighter might sneak up on ’em and poke out all three of their eyes with a pointed stick and take their machine gun away from one of ’em, but the trigger guard is probably gonna be to little for him to get his finger into. Me, on the other hand, I got this semi-automatic Tommy Gun here.

Now pay close attention cause this part is very important - it’s physics!

Making sure that the semi-automatic rifle is unloaded, with no magazine attached and nothing in the chamber, I take a wooden toothpick - yes, a simple wooden toothpick - and I press it against the back of the trigger.

Easy up ’til now, right?

Ever so gently, I pull back on the trigger until it trips the sear - NO further! Then I mark the toothpick with a number two pencil - right where it meets up with the inside of the rear part of the trigger guard.

Still not too difficult, izzit?

Next thing I’m gonna do is to stick this here toothpick straight into a red rubber ball - this one is from a paddle-ball, but one from a set of jacks works just as well - I stick the toothpick in up to the mark I made with the pencil, maybe just a tiny bit more, then break it off.

Almost done.

The last step is to wedge the red rubber ball between the back of the trigger and the inside of the rear of the trigger guard - making sure that the toothpick is inna straight line from the trigger guard to the back of the trigger; you might even wanna use a piece of duct tape or electrical tape to hold it in place.

Once you’ve completed this complicated scientific procedure -which oughtta take about 40 to 50 seconds - you’re ready to rock and roll and kick some little green butt!

You can improvise with other materials if you don’t got no red rubber balls or toothpicks in your cult compound - try a paper clip to keep the trigger from going back past the point where it trips the sear, and a rubber band to pull the trigger back forward to reset the sear after each shot - the big, fat red rubber bands is best.

On some weapons, like the Remington 1100/1187 shotguns or the S&W model 59 series (which conveniently uses 30 round clips made for the Marlin Camp 9 carbine), a regular Pink Pearl eraser wedged behind the trigger works very well.

You might gotta cut it to fit just right.

Hey, it’s science - why not experiment!

These methods all employ the scientific principle of inertia to reset the sear after each shot, and each shot is a completely separate operation of the trigger; weapons adapted in this way are NOT machine guns under Federal Law.

There are commercial kits available that do the same thing - they cost anywhere from $30 to $100 and employ precisely the same principles of inertia as this homespun method. If you have piles of cash and need a way to get rid of some of it, order one of these kits.

If, however, you understand the idea behind an inertia operated full auto firearm (a.k.a. “Bumper machine guns”), spend the cash on ammo & have some fun at the dump - or defend your home from them butt ugly Martians!

Exploding bullets on the cheap.

Are you crazy!?!

Exploding bullets are against the law!

Only some kinda nutcase would EVER take a semi-jacketed hollow point .45 ACP bullet, dig out enough lead to put a pinch of black powder into, and cap it with a shotgun primer...

You’re NOT some kinda nutcase, are you?

Of course not!

So forget about it!

SSSSHHHHH ! ! ! ! Deadly but silent.

No, not farts. Firearms! Most of’em can be effectively silenced with a 2 liter pop bottle or a roll of paper towels and some duct tape!

Remember that the .45 automatic is the ONLY sub-sonic firearm - all others will make a tiny ‘sonic boom’ as the bullet travels faster than the speed of sound! SO, ONLY a .45 auto can truly be “silenced.” All other calibers can, however, still be muffled or “suppressed.”

It’s a major crime to do it, though, ’cause if there’s a rattlesnake in your garage the pigs is gonna wanna be the ones to shoot it.

For one thing, you’re too stupid to kill a snake all by yourself and if a ‘civilian’ was to discharge a firearm even just once, two hundred children a minute would magically appear in the emergency rooms of every major city in North Amerika.

The main reason that pigs gotta be the ones to kill wild, fierce and poisonous critters in your garage is that they wanna see what you got in your garage - not to see if there’s something illegal, but in case they get an opportunity to get in there again while you’re not around, they’ll know what it is they wanna steal.

Weapons-Mounted Flashlights and Lasers - Targets of Opportunity.

0ne advantage that pork like to give away to their intended victims is that of target acquisition. Special thanks to Jeff Cooper and the other idiots at gunsite up in Paulden for teaching pigs to put targets, uh, I mean flashlights, on their weapons and to hold the target, uh, flashlight, a foot and a half in front of their faces.

Really, guys, thanks allot.

Now, I know that lotsa folks who ain’t never met him think Jeff Cooper is an oh,kay kinda guy, but if you ever saw how rude he is to wimmin in the safeway store, they wood know that pigs is pigs!

At any rate, this cool ninja technique that J.C. has taught to pigs from all over makes target acquisition far,far easier (for resistance fighters) and allows for private citizens whose homes the pork invade to make good cops out of bullies with badges.

Just like real ninja in Japan hundreds of years ago - and like cowards and bullies everywhere throughout history - pork are fond of carrying out their unlawful activities late at night, which has led to the development of several weapon-based illumination systems that the pork are drawn to like moths to a flame. Since they are most often held directly in front of the piggies’ faces, these weapon-mounted illumination systems are called “TARGETS” by the guerillas in the underground.

Low Blows - if they can’t walk, they can’t run - and they can’t kick Your Butt!

Pigs ain't got no body armor from knees to groin; if a person were to drop to one knee and fire level from the shoulder, the wannabe ninja turtles' kevlar shells would develop the singularly fatal flaw of being in the wrong place all the time.

Pork nowadays use state-of-the-art military body armor in waging their little ‘wars’ against American citizens whose rights to the presumption of innocence, due process, security against unlawful and unreasonable searches and seizures they conspire daily to infringe upon; sadly, though, most pork are so hopped-up on caffeine, meth and adrenaline from playing ninja that they seldom, if ever, stop to think that they’re committing an act of treason when they wage war against America.

There is really only one way to deal with SWAT teams appropriately; only one method of conveying the message that the pork are breaking a whole slew of laws when they go on their little wanna-be-ninja rampages. Their body armor stops at the top of the thighs, so even if a person isn’t proficient at knee-capping a moving target from across an average-sized living room, putting an entire SWAT team on the floor screaming in pain ought to be a simple matter if one has access to any type of rapid-fire device like pump or semi-auto scatterguns or semi-auto anything with hi-cap magazines.

Another area of susceptibility to harm not protected by kevlar and/or spectra is the lower face & front of neck. this is an easy target made even easier when the pigs attach lights or lasers to their weapons and hold the weapon right there!

Resistance guerillas aim for an ‘imaginary spot’ about eighteen inches behind the lights.

One more cool thing pigs is taught to do by big, fat old Jeff Cooper & his idjits at the Gunsite ranch is to go through doorways and around corners gun first. That allows whomever is waiting inside [like, BE-side] the doorway or around the corner to grip up the pigs rifle and turn it on the pigs behind him - while using the first pig as a porcine shield!

That works on pigs with rifles and on pigs with pistols, but pigs is taught some exceptionally idiotic things to do with pistols that make it much more fun to do battle with them in close quarters!

For one thing, pigs is taught that they need two hands to hold on to a pistol; while that kinda defeats the purpose of a ‘hand’ gun by making it into a “hands” gun, it gives freedom fighters pigs that is entirely unballanced - usually in more ways than one!

Cow tipping is SO 90's!

Here in the futuristic post-space-age 21st century, what with big brother making it illegal to think certain things or to think of certain things or, in some cases, just to think, what we all need to be thinking about is tipping over some pigs!

Three ways to bite louder than you bark. (Grenades, mines & artillery)

Many people have complained quite loudly that it is possible to learn how to make explosive devises on the internet; resistance fighters are some of those people. A true revolutionary, though, would point out that if one pays even the slightest bit of attention, it is highly more likely that one will learn how to make explosive devises in high school chemistry class!

That is the reason how come we have high school football!

Who needs science when all the coolest colleges are scouting for kids to hand out football scholarships to?

Science is for the nerds; and the nerds are for the jocks to pick on...

There is something explosive about that equation, but I gotta go or I'll be late for practice & coach’ll kill me!

The M-80 firecracker is a 4 ounce charge of TNT - that's a quarter stick of dynamite; a whole stick is 16 ounces. The M-80 is the largest legal firecracker in the U.S.A. Making any firecracker with more than a quarter pound of black powder will get a person into serious trouble with the BATFE, the recently added "E" of which stands for 'explosives.'

That having been said, a whole lotta fun can be had with a four ounce (or less!) in a homemade firecracker! 410 gauge shot shells, for example, make wonderful little boomers. 12 gauge shells can be made into M-80's.

Cannon fuse works extremely well in shot shell firecrackers, but for booby traps and mines the underground resistance like to use string poppers - sometimes called "the poor man's perimeter alarm." There is a tiny charge in the middle with the string extending from both ends - they pop really loud but won't do much damage...

Inside a 12 gauge shot shell filled with black powder, however, one of'em can ruin some big fat porkie's day!

Doors and gates with "do not enter" or "keep out" signs on'em are likely spots for such deterrents to trespassers; just about knee level seems to be the most effective and least noticeable height, but groin level seems to get more attention for some reason...

Another groovy thing a person can do with a 12 gauge shotgun shell is to dump out the shot and replace it with a dozen to twenty four-penny finishing nails - they work best if you take the time to hammer'em flat; Do NOT fold the end of the shell back down over'em, though - instead, cut it off and use justa few drops of hot candle wax to hold the flattened nails in place. When the pork is at your front gate, you can use your shotgun as a knee-mortar and, viola! STEEL RAIN!

Toss-able hand grenades is as simple to make as suckin' down a bottle of coke!

Make sure it’s a plastic bottle, but not one of them big ole too-liter ones; stick with the twelve-to-twenty ounce size & make sure it’s got a screw-on cap!

After you make damn sure it's all dry inside, fill it up about a third of the way full of crystal - NOT liquid - Drain-oh; add an equal amount of broken glass, bee-bees, or carpet tax for shrapnel, along with two-or-five little balls of wadded-up aluminum foil; when you’re ready to toss or roll the bomb into a cadre of little green swine, simply add water (to about an inch from the top), cap tightly, shake well, and toss QUICKLY!

New-fangled aluminum arrows is hollow, and if a person was to fill one up with black powder, cap it with a shotgun primer and glue a bee-bee on to the shotgun primer, a freedom fighter could take as many arrows as they wanted & launch 'em at porkie patrol cars from any kind of bow on hand - stick bow, recurve, longbow, crossbow, whatever! I s'poze a person could even throw 'em - or drop 'em offa rooftops. Sharp slivers of aluminum go EVERYWHERE ! ! !

For even longer ranges, and for even heavier ammunition, modern freedom fighters don't even have to go to the public library to learn how to build a powerful catapult or trebuchet, although most libraries DO have the information on their shelves. I hope to be able to post some illustrations as soon as I get outta prison!





NOTE [of interest!]:

Make a little sign that sez, "Public Servants are required to disarm and announce themselves before entering." onnit & post it next to your front door - it's like a license for killing pigs who do it any other way!